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Talk Flirty to Me – Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping

Pop the cork, pour the sass, and let the witty banter fly.

This cotton placemat is for romance readers who believe a little flirtation, some smutty innuendos, and just the right amount of whipped cream can lead to some delicious endings.

Perfect for women who savor steamy reads and stories where no good decision ever starts with "just one glass."

Add this playful piece to your kitchen napkin collection — and don’t forget the whipped cream.

*This is one of four placemats in the "Deliciously Sinful" series.

Features Galore!

Features That'll Steal the Show:

  • Dining in Style: 100% cotton, 100% washable, and feels better than your latest fictional fling.
  • Perfectly Proportioned: 18" × 14", big enough for your feast, not your feelings.
  • Durability with a Wink: Fade-resistant and low-maintenance, just like your ideal book boyfriend.
  • Polished Finish: Sassy prints + crisp white seams = “Wow, she really has it together” energy.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash / dry / iron
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Sku: 21657971668362566788
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